Monkeying around…

December 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Pics taken from professional photographer during my sis’s tea ceremony…

I was going through my mail and this is hysterically. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!  It is from an orthopaedic surgeon………… This […]

Obamamania

April 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment

There has never been a craze feeling over President Barack Obama as he visited five European countries in early this month. Taking pictures with the Queen was natural and candid. He also visited Iraq. Similar to Obamania except that it is felt by non-Americans alike.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A COFFEE CUP?
THE ITALIAN - THROWS THE CUP AND WALKS AWAY IN A FIT OF RAGE.
THE FRENCHMEN - TAKES OUT THE FLY, AND DRINKS THE COFFEE.
THE CHINESE - EATS THE FLY AND THROWS AWAY THE COFFEE.
THE RUSSIAN - DRINKS THE COFFEE WITH THE FLY, SINCE IT WAS EXTRA WITH NO CHARGE.
THE ISRAELI - SELLS THE COFFEE TO […]

Jokes…1st

February 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.  
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.
 
After six months or so […]

Upin dan Ipin

December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Malaysian animation hasn’t been all sensational ever since. But behold my brothers. Here comes Upin dan Ipin, two really cool local characters. It revolves around their mischievous adventures with their friends…reminds me of The Wonder Years. Cool. And we go a chance to catch them ‘live’ during recent KK’s McD Colouring Competition. Well, isn’t it […]

Jokes…

October 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says ‘If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.’
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,’send me a brother’….
Santa wrote back, ‘SEND ME YOUR MOTHER’….
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband […]

The story goes something like this…
PM: Okay people, you all know we have to face Anwar in Permatang Pauh and that is not exactly kacang puteh, so we must get the best candidate or we will be eaten alive.
Najib: Actually there is only one candidate here who can fight him there and he hails from […]

Which is real?

August 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment

The grown up boy in the pusher or the baby on the swing. My question gave out the answer I supposed. Anyway, one is a live ‘monkey’, guess which…
 

A good one.

July 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment

Tran comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”
“Rice,” answered Tran.
The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties […]

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