Jun

30

Patrick’s good one…

June 30, 2011 | Leave a Comment

It is Anwar! It is not their fault. The American experts dah confirm da. After all, they made Avatar so they must know kan? Tun pun da cakap dulu.Datuk T: So okay. You are very sure that the video is genuine kan? American Expert: Yes, we have done our extensive investigations and all sorts of [...]

Jun

29

When a teacher speaks…

June 29, 2011 | Leave a Comment

From A School Principal’s speech at a graduation..He said “Doctor wants his child to become a doctor……… Engineer wants his child to become engineer…… Businessman wants his ward to become CEO….. BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them..!!!! Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE” ….Very sad but that’s [...]

Jun

28

George and Harriet in Vegas

June 28, 2011 | Leave a Comment

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 55th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas . When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.Harriet objected, “George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude.” “Harriet, she’s [...]

Jun

27

They are among us…

June 27, 2011 | Leave a Comment

THEY ARE AMONG US….. I was at the checkout of a K-mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became [...]

Jun

26

A Punjabi in Singapore

June 26, 2011 | Leave a Comment

Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore? A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee. Q: What do u call a Bhai who wants to [...]

Jun

25

An American on a Train

June 25, 2011 | Leave a Comment

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle…The war-weary Marine asked, ‘Ma’am, may I have that seat?’ The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular ‘Americans [...]

Jun

24

Husband and Wife joke…

June 24, 2011 | Leave a Comment

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor… …………………………………………………………… “Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.” ……………………………………………………………… A man in Hell [...]

Jun

23

Poems between Husband and Wife…

June 23, 2011 | Leave a Comment

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force… Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND. WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my [...]

Jun

18

This is a good 1

June 18, 2011 | Leave a Comment

I was stuck in a traffic jam on LDP highway last week.Nothing moved for 20 long minutes when a man knocked on my window. So I rolled down my window and asked, ” whats going on brother ? “. “Terrorist down the road have kidnapped a few top UMNO politicians.They are asking for a ransom [...]

Jun

17

Ah Beng’s Letter 2 Ah Lian

June 17, 2011 | Leave a Comment

Dear Ah LianThanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly. You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft [...]

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