Oct

22

Don’t Laugh…

October 22, 2011 | Leave a Comment

In the U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. In the U.S.A itself , in 30 minutes, the machine caught 20 thieves; In UK , in 30 minutes it caught more than 50 thieves; Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves; Ghana [...]

Oct

20

Think out of the box

October 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment

Think for a moment that you are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who [...]

Oct

12

Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish

October 12, 2011 | Leave a Comment

This is the “Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish” address delivered by Steve Jobs in 2005 at Stanford University:I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a college graduation. [...]

Oct

10

Best Local Coffee

October 10, 2011 | Leave a Comment

One of the best locally brewed coffee can be found in Muar. Find it at Kopi 434, on the main road of Jln Maharani (opposite bus terminal). Stay at Traders Hotel…early internet booking +/-RM100/-. Ask for riverview and you’ll get the best of Muar scenery. Beautiful Masjid Jamek across the river from the hotel.  

Oct

9

Cheap 4R photowash

October 9, 2011 | 1 Comment

If you are looking for reasonable 4R wash, it has to be in bulk. Try FOTO-ZOOM, charging RM73.20/200 = 36.6 cents/piece. Here is the last part of the table…  

Oct

8

At last…Project completed

October 8, 2011 | Leave a Comment

Finally, WH has completed his excavator project. With minor hiccups (2 actually: 1st mistake on gear between main body area where the gear dropped off and he didn’t fix n continue + 2nd mistake on power pack compartment part-mistaken part/similar part), he was doing it all by himself. I had to troubleshoot a few times [...]

Oct

4

Soldier and Nun

October 4, 2011 | Leave a Comment

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier [...]

Oct

3

United Island

October 3, 2011 | Leave a Comment

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Polish men and 1 Polish [...]

Oct

2

Wife vs Husband

October 2, 2011 | Leave a Comment

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’ ‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’ W O [...]

Oct

1

EIGHT CLUES TO HAPPINESS: by KHUSHWANT SINGH

October 1, 2011 | Leave a Comment

Having lived a reasonably contented life, I was musing over what a person should strive for to achieve happiness. I drew up a list of a few essentials which I put forward for the readers’ appraisal. 1. First and foremost is GOOD HEALTH. If you do not enjoy good health you can never be happy. [...]